Groupon: $35 for 60-Minute Massage from Violet Middaugh at Feel the Knead ($70 Value)

"In the manner of pythons, overwrought muscles will spitefully squeeze the life from unwary limbs and use the shattered bone shards as props for absurd comedy sketches. Charm serpentine sinew performing screwball vaudeville with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 60-minute Swedish, hot-stone, myofascial-release, or pregnancy massage from Violet Middaugh at Feel the Knead (a $70 value).

Violet Middaugh, an independent massage therapist, specializes in simmering sinew with a selection of soothing services tailored to each client. Muscle tissue will gelatinize like lutefisk when undergoing the sweeping strokes of a Swedish massage, and tuckered out tendons will sigh in relief as strategically placed basalt orbs bake away stress during a hot-stone massage. Alternately, the myofascial-release massage lengthens muscles and interwoven connective tissue to subdue stiff limbs, relieve stress, and prepare clients for strenuous supporting roles in Play-Dough: The Movie. Violet is also certified to administer pregnancy massages."

The Fine Print

• Expires Feb 5, 2012. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Not valid until 02/04/11. By appointment only. 24-hour cncl. notice or 50% charge of scheduled appt. Valid only with Violet Middaugh. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers.

Feel The Kneed is located at: 5166 Monroe St., Suite 302 Toledo, Ohio 43623, 419-787-3237 

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Living Social Toledo: $29 at Attitudes - A Salon: Haircut, Conditioning, and Facial Wax, or Pedicure with Paraffin Dip, or Special Occasion Upstyle and Makeup

"In a bad mood? Turn that frown upside down courtesy of Attitudes - A Salon. For $29, you can choose from any of these salon experiences: a deluxe one-hour spa pedicure with foot masage and paraffin dip (a $59 value); a women's haircut with conditioning, style, and your choice of either a lip or brow wax (a $59 value); or, choose a special-occasion upstyle and makeup application (a $58 value). With locations in Toledo and Sylvania, you'll have more than one opportunity to get an attitude makeover. Get a new lease on life -- stop in and experience the expertise of a salon where guests can rest assured that technicians and stylists have a wealth of hair care experience. No need to apologize if this winter has put your mood in the gutter. Get a new attitude and a new hairstyle all at once."

The Fine Print

Limit 1 package (option A, B, C, D, E, or F) per person, up to 2 additional as gifts • Appointments are required and subject to availability • Merchant cancellation/re-scheduling policy of 24 hours applies; voucher subject to forfeiture • All services must be redeemed during one visit and used by same customer; cannot be shared • Valid with Skilled Level 1 Stylists only • Valid at location listed in voucher title only: Toledo (option A, B, or C) or Sylvania (option D, E, or F) • Other conditions apply • Promotional value expires on May 19, 2011

Attitudes - A Salon locations: 

5122 Heatherdowns Boulevard, #103, Toledo, OH 43614 419-382-1466

6754 Sylvania Avenue, Sylvania, OH 43560 419-885-7300

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Dealster: $19.99 For Shampoo & Cut, Style And 2 Pedicures & Manicures (+Bonus) at Shear Madness Salon

The Deal Includes:

• - 1 ×

  Shampoo, Cut, Blow-Dry and Style

• - 2 ×

  Pedicures

• - 2 ×

  Manicures

• - 1 ×

  Waxing Session. Includes Eyebrow Shaping

• - 1 ×

  $30 Off Cut And Color Service

- 1 ×

Moisture Treatment and Paraffin Hand Dip

The Fine Print

Valid only at this participating location. Card must be presented to receive offers listed. Valid for new clients only. Identify yourself as a Smart Circle card holderwhen booking. One card per person. Additional cards may be purchased as gifts only. Maximum one complimentary service per day. If you wish to upgrade your service, you may do so when booking your appointment. Limited appointments available for Friday and Saturday. Not valid on holidays. A credit card is required when booking your appointment. A 24-hour minimum is required for cancellations or service booked will be forfeited. Services will be provided by spa selected technicians. For each complimentary service, we require a 20% gratuity on the total value of service provided. Not to be combined with any other discount, promotion, or coupon. No substitutions. Expires 12 months from purchase.

Shear Madness Salon is located at 5758 N Main Street in Sylvania, OH 43560

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