Showing posts with label Groupon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Groupon. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Groupon: $35 for 60-Minute Massage from Violet Middaugh at Feel the Knead ($70 Value)


"In the manner of pythons, overwrought muscles will spitefully squeeze the life from unwary limbs and use the shattered bone shards as props for absurd comedy sketches. Charm serpentine sinew performing screwball vaudeville with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 60-minute Swedish, hot-stone, myofascial-release, or pregnancy massage from Violet Middaugh at Feel the Knead (a $70 value).
Violet Middaugh, an independent massage therapist, specializes in simmering sinew with a selection of soothing services tailored to each client. Muscle tissue will gelatinize like lutefisk when undergoing the sweeping strokes of a Swedish massage, and tuckered out tendons will sigh in relief as strategically placed basalt orbs bake away stress during a hot-stone massage. Alternately, the myofascial-release massage lengthens muscles and interwoven connective tissue to subdue stiff limbs, relieve stress, and prepare clients for strenuous supporting roles in Play-Dough: The Movie. Violet is also certified to administer pregnancy massages."

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 5, 2012. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Not valid until 02/04/11. By appointment only. 24-hour cncl. notice or 50% charge of scheduled appt. Valid only with Violet Middaugh. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers.



Feel The Kneed is located at: 5166 Monroe St., Suite 302 Toledo, Ohio 43623, 419-787-3237 


Friday, November 19, 2010

Groupon: $20 for $40 Worth of Japanese Fare at Nagoya Japanese Steakhouse & Sushi


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The carefully rolled nature of sushi makes it ideal for starting snowballs, which is why it's commonly known as "snowman heart." Eat to the center of snow with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of upscale Japanese cuisine and drinks at Nagoya Japanese Steakhouse & Sushi. This Groupon is valid at the Perrysburg or Port Clinton location.


Nagoya's energetic atmosphere enlivens eyes with glowing blue fish tanks, a dinning room doused in warm lighting, and explosive performances by their expert team of culinary samurais. The hardworking show-chefs skillfully sling Japanese fare over a fiery hibachi grill as patrons keep their eyebrows at a safe distance. Snag a sushi combo b ($40), which promotes sharing with 16 pieces of nigiri, a California roll, and a spicy tuna roll, while the hot crab cake ($12) boasts a solitary serving of seared jumbo lump crab cake with a spicy mustard sauce. Click here for the full menu with prices.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Groupon: $10 for $50 Worth of Home Appliances and More at Appliance Center


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Before the Appliance Revolution of the 1960's, American citizens toasted their bread in darkened boiler rooms and cleaned their living room carpet by handpicking crumbs in the dead of night. Celebrate unrepressed doodads with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $50 worth of home appliances and more at Appliance Center in Maumee. Serving the greater Toledo area for more than 45 years, Appliance Center brings game nights at home to life with more than 100 brands of kitchen gadgets, cleaning apparatuses, electronic thingamajigs, and enough furniture to comfort an entire battalion of gossiping talk show hosts. A ceramic, urn-shaped lamp ($50) makes assembling a swivel pub stool ($55) and a latté-brewing robot humanoid effortless, while the 3-in-1 PS/2 keyboard, optical mouse, and speakers kit ($12.99) successfully outfits computers yearning for self-expression.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Groupon: $7 for $15 Worth of Fresh Deli Fare and More at JB's Sarnie Shoppe


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Unlike a sand witch, a sandwich doesn't have the power to turn men into sand and sand into poisoned glass. Let a sandwich cast a devastating spell on hunger pains with today's Groupon: for $7, get $15 worth of fresh deli fare at JB's Sarnie Shoppe in Perrysburg.

JB's Sarnie Shoppe is a bright and inviting eatery that utilizes Boar's Head meats and cheeses, freshly delivered produce, high quality bread baked twice a day, and in-house-crafted spreads for its specialty deli creations. Taking its name from the British term for "sandwich" and the Elvish word for "tasty", the restaurant showcases a dizzying menu array of deli sandwich ingredients as well as soups, salads, and smoothies. Dine by one of the large windows or opt for carry out, driving deli goodness straight into the satisfied belly depot.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Today's Groupon in Toledo: $6 BGSU Football Tickets!


"In the animal kingdom, football is played with cheetah running backs, buffalo linemen, and a seagull that is forced to curl up and act as the ball. Catch humanity's version of the animals' gridiron gallantry with today's Groupon to a Bowling Green Falcons Football game, brought to you by Falcon Sports Properties. For $6, choose from the following two games:
  • Bowling Green vs. Miami (OH), Wednesday, November 10 at 8 PM (up to a $16 Value)
  • Bowling Green vs. Western Michigan, Friday, November 26 at 2 PM (up to a $16 Value)
The Bowling Green Falcons feature electrifying wide receiver Kamar Jorden, one of the top players in the NCAA in receptions, and reigning MAC East Division defensive player of the week Chris Jones. Cheer on the Falcons as they bring their intense brand of smash-mouth football for all eleven innings. This bench reserved ticket is good fornearly anywhere in the stadium, and is valid at either game, including a Miami contest that will be broadcast nationally on ESPN2. Seats are first-come first-served, so arriving early, like mastering the umlaut for use in daily life, is strongly encouraged."


Tuesday, November 2, 2010

$10 for $20 Worth of Fine Dining and Drinks at Jacy Family Cafe

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The monopoly tycoons of the 19th century traditionally did their wheeling and dealing at fine dining establishments, cleverly concealing the fact that they still lived with their parents. Deliciously conceal domestic secrets with today’s Groupon to Jacy Family Cafe in North Towne. Jacy’s menu is laden with diverse fare, including Mediterranean-style cuisine, salads, Alaskan salmon, pasta, and USDA Choice charbroiled steaks. The restaurant also features a full bar against which diners can lean with feigned disinterest or clutch with white-knuckled, wild-eyed enthusiasm. Besides its use as a prop, the bar also offers large thimblefuls of potent potables for thirsty diners, including beer, wine, or their favorite cocktail combo or martini mix. This Groupon expires three months from today's date.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Groupon: $10 for $20 Worth of Create-Your-Own Stir-Fry and More at bd's Mongolian Grill

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Hunger, unlike ambulance sirens and restraining orders, is not something you can safely ignore. Answer the mighty call of a bellowing belly with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of custom made stir-fry, drinks, and more at bd's Mongolian Grill location on Monroe Street.


bd's Mongolian Grill combines do-it-yourself dining with the communal experience of collaboratively yanking out a giant radish that’s blocking the town's water supply. Guests can create their own stir-fry meal in one bowl for lunch ($6.49 for vegetarian, $8.49 for meat and seafood, $9.99 for stir-fry with soup and salad, and $12.99 for unlimited stir-fry with soup and salad) or dinner ($10.99 for vegetarian, $12.99 for meat and seafood, and $14.99 for unlimited stir-fry; all stir-fry dinners include complimentary access to the soup and salad bar). Choose from myriad meats, a variety of vegetables, a smorgasbord of sauces, and a slew of spices. Pair chicken with bean sprouts and pineapple in a stir-fry you'll deem the "Chicken with Bean Sprouts and Pineapple," or combine calamari with egg, peppers, peanut sauce, and chili powder for a meal you'll name after yourself—the "Peter Fonda."

With ingredients assembled, guests pass their stir-fry bowls on to bd's Mongolian Grill's expert grillers, who give the appetizing assortment a trial by fire on the restaurant's large, flat grill. After the sustenance ceases to sizzle, diners are free to take their customized cuisine back to the table, where it will be consumed. Like Kublai Khan downing a pint of tiger-bone liquor while huddled over the crimson claws of a campfire, patrons at bd's Mongolian Grill can also savor specialty drinks and sodas. Enjoy a Mongolian meal and opt for indoor seating, where one can have a front-row seat for the gala of grilling.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Groupon: $49 for Five Days Worth of Prepared Meals Plus Delivery from Seattle Sutton's Healthy Eating


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In the 1800's, saying "I'm eating healthy" had a negative connotation because "Healthy" was the most common horse name. Today's deal encourages sizing down and slimming up without implication: for $49, you get five days' worth of prepared meals on a 1,200-calorie meal plan from Seattle Sutton's Healthy Eating (an up to $109 value). The cost of delivery is included, and Seattle Sutton can deliver to anywhere in Ohio or Michigan.


Seattle Sutton's Healthy Eating, founded by the superheroine-alias-sounding Seattle Sutton packages meals of controlled calories for customer consumption. This Groupon covers five days of Seattle Sutton's 1,200-calorie meal plan—15 complete meals that total up to, but never over, 1,200 total calories in a day. Seattle Sutton's menus, like a carousel of contained calorie intake, rotate on a five-week basis, ensuring that you won't be stuck eating the same meal every other day. Menu items include chicken with pineapple sauce, rice con queso and Baked Fish Almondine.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Groupon: $35 for $70 Worth of Massage and Facial Services at HMH Wellness Center

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Although the human body will generally do what it's told, it does occasionally disobey, turning left when you mean to turn right or yawning when you mean to say, "I love you." Bribe your carcass into following orders with today's Groupon to HMH Wellness Center in Perrysburg. A holistic hub for 10 years, HMH Wellness Center coddles its clients with a wide array of spa services designed to melt stress and promote pulchritude. Use today's deal to luxuriate in the nifty kneadery of the spa's broad massage menu, including Swedish ($70), deep-tissue ($90), and Thai ($85) massage, or renovate your cranial landscape with one of an array of facials , including HMH's hour-long signature treatment ($70). Today's deal also allows you to follow up your initial indulgence with 10% off your second appointment.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Groupon: $15 for $30 Worth of Costumes at Costume Holiday House. Choose One of Two Locations.

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Spooky is the most neglected of the five basic human emotions: spooky, joy, sorrow, grouchy, and wet. Get horror glands pumping with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of chilling costumes, absurd accessories, and more at Costume Holiday House. This Groupon is available for either the Toledo or Fremont location.

A vast storehouse of demented disguises and motley outfits, Costume Holiday House is a premier dress-up depot, offering customers more than 10,000 costumes and accessories from which to choose. The racks and shelves contain everything from macabre masks to gruesomely garish makeup. Combine the latter with a clown afro wig ($5.99) and achieve the only Halloween costume that can simultaneously delight children and terrify small-business owners that are keen to clowns’ universal disdain for free-market capitalism. Newly walking tykes who appreciate the generously salted sustenance of popular legumes will go for the peanut costume ($14.99), and those who supported Kid 'n Play’s 1992 gubernatorial run can relive the campaign with a high-top fade wig ($19.99). You can also use the value of your Groupon toward the cost of costume rentals.
Costume Holiday House’s friendly, dedicated staff can help customers trade street clothes for the ideal nose, wig, or suit of pirate-themed identity armor. Open year round, Costume Holiday House provides garb for Halloween, theme parties, halfway-to-Mardi-Gras parties, and more.

_ Not valid toward sale merchandise. In-store inventory may vary from that which is listed online._

Today's Groupon in Toledo and Other Deals Around Toledo, OH


Pay $15 for $30 worth of merchandise at Costume Holiday House! 

"Spooky is the most neglected of the five basic human emotions: spooky, joy, sorrow, grouchy, and wet. Get horror glands pumping with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of chilling costumes, absurd accessories, and more at Costume Holiday House. This Groupon is available for either the Toledo or Fremont location.

A vast storehouse of demented disguises and motley outfits, Costume Holiday House is a premier dress-up depot, offering customers more than 10,000 costumes and accessories from which to choose. The racks and shelves contain everything from macabre masks to gruesomely garish makeup. Combine the latter with a clown afro wig ($5.99) and achieve the only Halloween costume that can simultaneously delight children and terrify small-business owners that are keen to clowns’ universal disdain for free-market capitalism. Newly walking tykes who appreciate the generously salted sustenance of popular legumes will go for the peanut costume($14.99), and those who supported Kid 'n Play’s 1992 gubernatorial run can relive the campaign with a high-top fade wig ($19.99). You can also use the value of your Groupon toward the cost of costume rentals.

Costume Holiday House’s friendly, dedicated staff can help customers trade street clothes for the ideal nose, wig, or suit of pirate-themed identity armor. Open year round, Costume Holiday House provides garb for Halloween, theme parties, halfway-to-Mardi-Gras parties, and more."

_ Not valid toward sale merchandise. In-store inventory may vary from that which is listed online._




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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Groupon: $50 for a Two-Hour House Cleaning from Caps Cleaning ($100 Value)


Cleaning your house can be like trying to convince a 5-year-old to eat a plate of vegetables: no matter the incentive, the family dog is going to end up doing it. Give that canine a rest with today's Groupon: for $50, you get two hours of cleaning from Caps Cleaning, based in Lambertville, Michigan. This is typically enough time for a three-bedroom, two-bathroom home. Caps will travel to: Perrysburg, Whitehouse, Waterville, Monclova, Sylvania, Ottawa Hills, Oregon, Point Place, Erie, Temperance, Lambertville, Whiteford, Monroe, Dundee, and Toledo.


Created by a mother with a strong empathy for time constraints, Caps Cleaning offers services to the heavily scheduled and the extremely tired. Channeling decades of cleaning experience, a destroyer of dust bunnies will lift the burden of grime from floors, liberate trapped dust clouds from furniture, and provide social justice to bathrooms, which frequently rank lowest in the household pecking order. Filth spots will be civilly removed from kitchen cabinets, countertops, and stoves, and replaced with sparkles that exude inviting cleanliness. After the first cleaning, prepare for the next onslaught of uncertain gross-out moments by signing up for Caps Cleaning's biweekly or monthly cleaning program. Customers who do so will receive an additional 50% discount after receiving two full-price cleanings.

This Groupon is valid for new clients only.





Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Groupon: $25 for Four Tickets to the University of Toledo's Visual and Performing Arts 2010-11 Season, **Imprisonment**, Beginning October 15 (Up to $52 Value)



Although the Ancient Greeks invented television, they quickly returned to live performances because there was nothing on but Xena reruns. Partake in an ancient theatrical tradition with today's Groupon: for $25, you get four tickets to the University of Toledo's Visual and Performing Arts 2010-11 theater season. By default, this Groupon gets you one opening night ticket to each of the four shows being performed this season. However, tickets are transferrable to any other show with two business days' advance notice, and your Groupon season pass voucher may be exchanged for four tickets to a single show, should you decree it.


The 2010-11 season, titled Imprisonment, explores the theme of incarceration with four plays sure to spur critical thinking and thrill claustrophobic theater fans:

12 Angry Jurors, opening October 15, 2010 The season kicks off with a classic written by Reginald Rose and adapted by Sherman L. Sergel, in which a jury debates the fate of an accused murderer following a seemingly open-and-shut case.

Labyrinth, opening November 12, 2010 Fernando Arrabal's tale of a prisoner trapped in a surreal maze of blankets.

The Hothouse, opening February 18, 2011 Set in an ambiguous institution with nameless patients, Harold Pinter's tragicomedy is an indictment of boundless institutional bureaucracy and its hampering effects on individuals.

The House of Bernarda Alba, opening April 8, 2011 Federico Garcia Lorca's play demonstrates how repressing freedom injures the oppressor and victim alike through the story of a domineering matron and her five adult daughters.

Each opening night performance takes place at 7:30 p.m. at the University of Toledo's Center for the Performing Arts. Check the schedule for other performances and to plot out a ticket-switch, or buy enough Groupons to take the whole gang to theater after hitting up the milk-plus bar. Seating is first-come, first-serve. Reserve seats by phone to guarantee entry.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Groupon: $25 for $100 Worth of Home Furnishings at Samsen Furniture


An abundance of home furnishings can protect you when Dracula claws through the drywall because your blood smells like monster candy. Obstacle up with today's deal: for $25, you get $100 worth of home furnishings from Samsen Furniture at their location on State Route 51 in Genoa. This deal is not valid at any other Samsen location.


Samsen Furniture has been serving up home furnishings for more than 50 years. Their Genoa showroom exceeds 45,000 square feet and contains more friendly faces than a Lisa Frank sticker set. Throughout the store, shoppers will encounter top furniture brands such as Thomasville, Smith Brothers of Berne, and Flexsteel, to name a few. Bring light to a dim space that purportedly got plenty of western exposure with an assortment of table lamps (starting at $99), or relax in darkness within the comfy confines of a La-Z-Boy Anderson recliner ($299). Stack numerous Exton Square rectangular cocktail tables ($179 each) to create a real-life game of Tetris, which can be used to entrap and hide a floor lamp with oak table ($299). The store's design department is full to burst with home accessories, such as wallpaper, carpeting, lamps, pictures, and window treatments.

Delivery not included. Not valid toward clearance or Samsen Outlet items.



Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Groupon: $50 for Teeth Whitening, Two Sunless Tan Sessions, or One Month of Tanning at Electrik Beach (Up to $160 Value). Choose from Three Options.

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A healthy tan indicates an active lifestyle spent exercising outdoors and rolling around in fire ant colonies. Safely achieve a golden glow with today's Groupon for tanning or teeth whitening at Electrik Beach (up to a $160 value). This Groupon is valid at all five Toledo and Monroe locations. Choose from the following three options:



For $50, you get one month of unlimited tanning in Master Sun 360 tanning beds (a $160 value).


For $50, you get a professional cosmetic teeth whitening (a $150 value)


For $50, you get two My Myst HD sunless tanning sessions (a $100 value)


Electrik Beach provides all the services necessary to acquire a golden tan, a bright white smile, or a bushy squirrel tail. With one month of unlimited tanning in a Master Sun 360 bed, clients can limitlessly equip themselves with an even bronze topcoat. Stepping into the state-of-the-art bed feels like embarking on a spaceship heading for a nice tropical vacation in the middle of the sun. Each bed is equipped with 30 high-wattage lamps and an open design for optimal ventilation. For a UV-free tan, take advantage of two My Myst sunless tanning sessions. Inside the stand-up booth, heat facilitates the absorption of custom sunless tanner applied by a sweeping side-to-side air brush. Blending cream and special footpads prevent clients from tanning the bottoms of their feet and the skin underneath their nails. Audio instructions warn you when misting begins, and clearly marked blocking shows you how to position your body for an even tan. Give your smile a reverse tan with level-three professional whitening, a teeth-brightening service that restores the high-pitched ping to strikingly silent grins.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Groupon: $25 for $50 Worth of Services at Miracle Salon & Spa

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In the Old West, cowboys rode into town to have a glass of whiskey at the town saloon, heckle the thieves in the stockades, and exfoliate their rugged mugs with the sheriff's spurs. Saddle up for modern shaping up with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of services at Miracle Salon & Spa in Temperance, Michigan.


Shades of lavender greet guests upon entry into the salon, where walls are bathed in purple's softer manifestation and cozy black salon chairs beckon to bottoms for their seated attention. In the cozy confines, old hair hues can be replaced during a color treatment ($40 and up), whereas a shampoo and blow dry purifies the head's plush plantation with suds and mechanical wind ($17 and up). Gents can pamper their paws with a 60-minute men's foot-soak , which tidies up toe chapeaus, clears away calluses, and kneads five-toed foot loaves with a relaxing massage ($40). Excessively light skin can elope with the sun's half-sibling by getting a spray tan from a technician ($20 per visit), and muscles frozen by the gripping fear of fantasy football failure can be tenderized during a 30-minute relaxation massage, which leverages Swedish techniques to increase circulation, appetite, and the GDP ($35).

Miracle Salon & Spa populates its inner chambers with a talented staff whose hands are trained to transform exteriors with skillful touches. Examine yourself carefully for any recent beauty damage before heading into Miracle Salon & Spa to be groomed back to your original levels of eye-popping, mirror-shattering fairness.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Today's "Side Deal" Groupon in Toledo: $5 for an Adult Ticket to Ghostly Manor Haunted House on Sunday ($11 Value)


For $5, today's side deal gets you admission for one person to Ghostly Manor inSandusky (an $11 value). Recommended for ages 10 and older.
  • Valid between 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. on one of the following five Sundays: October 3, 10, 17, 24, and 31
  • Get into the Halloween spirit and get spooked at Ghostly Manor
  • Bigger and better than previous years, with expanded haunts and more attractions
  • Wander through the haunted mansion and encounter ghosts, goblins, ghouls, and the unexpected
  • Get a taste of what to expect by watching this preview

  • Ghostly Manor Haunted House
  • Company website
    • 3319 Milan Rd.
    • Sandusky, Ohio 44870